I wish I could write something like this, but it makes complete sense. All credit really belongs to the author, Dan Hon.
Not a day goes by without a mortal asking me:
Odin, how is it that Norse gods and goddesses raise such successful, beautiful and physically strong yet sometimes emotionally fragile children and young adults?
Just last Thorsday while taking a stroll on the Bifrost, Heimdall told me of a mommy-blogger in Midgard who asked if I’d contribute a guest post to her site: The Top Three Things All-Seeing Fathers Do To Raise Successful Heirs.